He sold his soul to Santa. Because he knows better than to try the back door. What do you call a girl who cheats on you during the holidays? What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus? Why does Santa always land on your roof? He could see the snowblower coming down the street.
Cause you look ready to go all the way.
Mature wife naked by the Christmas tree
Because he knows better than to try the back door. One very jolly Santa. A website by Thought. Claus calls it… I adore the following, in no particular order: